In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck"... let's engage in some "steal like an artist" plagiarism and bring this little comic device into the modern age.
If your baby is wearing skinny jeans, fashionable headwear, and leather moccasins but can't walk...
You might be a hipster mom.
If you consider fermentation a food group...
You might be a hipster mom.
If you've ever listed your Primary Care Physician as Dr.Bronner...
You might be a hipster mom.
If you pretty sure "Angel of Death" refers to the conventional grocery stores...
You might be a hipster mom.
If most of your conversations include the word "gluten"...
You might be a hipster mom.
If you tried to do the house cleaning, but realized you were out of vinegar and gave up...
You might be a hipster mom.
If you've met your bacon in its first life and approved it's living conditions...
You might be a hipster mom.
And for the fathers out there... because, gender equality!
If your first child is an iMac and your second is a beard...
You might be a hipster dad.
If you've said the words, 'We're breastfeeding, so..."
You might be a hipster dad.
If you let your 3 year old taste your beer because its craft brew... and therefore not real alcohol...
You might be a hipster dad.
If you answer the question 'When will you know you've made it?' with the words "farm", "goats", "off the grid" or "build my own house"...
You might be a hipster dad.
That's all I got for now! Please comment or write to me and help me add more.
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